An Episode of Friends. Ross and Rachel locks themselves out of the apartment while the baby is inside asleep.
Ross: The super isn't home but my mother is going to be here in a minute and she has the key.
Rachel: I can't...I can't wait that long. You have to do something....Knock that door down!
Ross: I would but I bruise like a peach. Besides everything is going to be ok the baby is sleeping.
Rachel: What if she jumps out of the basinet!
Ross: Can't hold her own head up but ya...Jumped!
Rachel: Oh my god I left the water running
Ross; Rach you did not leave the water running, please just pull yourself together ok.
Rachel: Did I leave the oven on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!
Rachel: Is the window open because a bird could fly in there!
Ross: Oh my god I think you're right, wait listen listen..... a pigeon oh wait, wait! An Eagle flew in, landed on the stove and caught fire! The baby seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid, the eagle however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirl pool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: Boy are you gunna be sorry if that's true!